Gurgan’s Awakening

| November 30, 2014

This was a story I overheard from Gurgan the Ogre and his buddies after Gurgan looked into a hole. <Gurgan> HEY. You see hole? <Duk> yah <Kibal>yah <Gurgan> You look in? <Duk> nah <Kibal>*shrug* <Gurgan> Gurgan look in. Dorf call it a-biss. I look in and it look back. It show me things. Gurgan hollow […]

Dear Diary: Worst wakeup ever!

| January 5, 2013

Dear Diary, I forgot to mention yesterday, while we were meeting our new friends, there was a thump on the roof. The snooty elf (Throatback?) told me to go check it out, so I went upstairs and looked out the window. A hobogoblin was sitting up there and asked me who I was. I asked […]

Dear Diary: I finally got a head in life!

| January 4, 2013

What an exciting day! One moment I was cleaning up after the squirrels when BAM, there it was, a message from Iocus himself! Follow the elf. Lulz will be had. I may not be a gnome, but I listen when the gnomish god of chaos and war speaks! Lulz are my 3rd most favorite thing […]

Novelist Exam

| January 14, 2012

Oh, I took a test about my writing, I’m not a cheater or anything but here’s my answer. no half right. no 1/3rd right, but not in this book. no. no. no. no. Disguise? no. Unrecognizable? Yes. no He was never kind. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no, he’s pissed off and […]

U Mad Bro?

| January 6, 2012

I am not anonymous. I am a pretty pretty princess.

| December 30, 2011

I got a beta reader!

| August 7, 2011

Lets me read some o’ the comments: “If I would’ve paid money for this book, here is where I would probably put it down and left it on a shelf unread.” Horace! I thought you said you were a good writer! Your thesis? What’s a thesis? Oh hell let me do it. I need a […]

Great news everyone! I found a Map!

| July 14, 2011

People keep asking me where I live, and I keep asking them “Whatchu talkin bout, Willis? or Willis?” and they stare at me funny. So to clear up the confusion, I went digging and located an old map. It’s not very accurate and it’s out of date, but it shows the area. The City of […]

Deleted Scene: Llama Hunting.

| July 9, 2011

Here’s a scene that Horace said I should cut out of my book- I still liked it, so I put it here. It was nice to be on the road again, but I missed Q’al Tahn as soon as it was out of sight. As I walked, I watched a herd of strange critters cross […]

Controlling Undead Hoardes

| July 9, 2011

If you ever find an amulet, and the eyes glow when you rub it, just leave it alone.