Dear Diary: Worst wakeup ever!

| January 5, 2013

Dear Diary, I forgot to mention yesterday, while we were meeting our new friends, there was a thump on the roof. The snooty elf (Throatback?) told me to go check it out, so I went upstairs and looked out the window. A hobogoblin was sitting up there and asked me who I was. I asked […]

Dear Diary: I finally got a head in life!

| January 4, 2013

What an exciting day! One moment I was cleaning up after the squirrels when BAM, there it was, a message from Iocus himself! Follow the elf. Lulz will be had. I may not be a gnome, but I listen when the gnomish god of chaos and war speaks! Lulz are my 3rd most favorite thing […]