Gurgan’s Awakening
Nov 30, 2014
This was a story I overheard from Gurgan the Ogre and his buddies after Gurgan looked into a hole.
<Gurgan> HEY. You see hole?
<Duk> yah
<Kibal>yah
<Gurgan> You look in?
<Duk> nah
<Kibal>*shrug*
<Gurgan> Gurgan look in. Dorf call it a-biss. I look in and it look back. It show me things. Gurgan hollow like it.
<Duk> *clueless stare*
<Gurgan> We hollow, like it. Gurgan have no meaning. Dorf have meaning- to dig.
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Dear Diary: Worst wakeup ever!
Jan 06, 2013
Dear Diary, I forgot to mention yesterday, while we were meeting our new friends, there was a thump on the roof. The snooty elf (Throatback?) told me to go check it out, so I went upstairs and looked out the window. A hobogoblin was sitting up there and asked me who I was. I asked him who he was, then invited him in for some dinner. I’m guessing he was lost because he looked pretty confused.
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Dear Diary: I finally got a head in life!
Jan 05, 2013
What an exciting day! One moment I was cleaning up after the squirrels when BAM, there it was, a message from Iocus himself!
Follow the elf. Lulz will be had.
I may not be a gnome, but I listen when the gnomish god of chaos and war speaks! Lulz are my 3rd most favorite thing besides clubbing and bacon. So I went looking for an elf to follow around and came across this snooty elf named Thorbak or something who was headed to Barnnows.
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Novelist Exam
Jan 14, 2012
Oh, I took a test about my writing, I’m not a cheater or anything but here’s my answer.
no half right. no 1/3rd right, but not in this book. no. no. no. no. Disguise? no. Unrecognizable? Yes. no He was never kind. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no, he’s pissed off and not even in this book. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no.
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I got a beta reader!
Aug 07, 2011
Lets me read some o’ the comments:
“If I would’ve paid money for this book, here is where I would probably put it down and left it on a shelf unread.”
Horace! I thought you said you were a good writer! Your thesis? What’s a thesis? Oh hell let me do it.
I need a scalpel and some shoe polish- I got a turd that needs a shine.
Great news everyone! I found a Map!
Jul 14, 2011
People keep asking me where I live, and I keep asking them “Whatchu talkin bout, Willis? or Willis?” and they stare at me funny.
So to clear up the confusion, I went digging and located an old map. It’s not very accurate and it’s out of date, but it shows the area.
The City of Willis is on the bluffs where the river meets the ocean- there’s a pretty waterfall there.
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Deleted Scene: Llama Hunting.
Jul 09, 2011
Here’s a scene that Horace said I should cut out of my book- I still liked it, so I put it here.
It was nice to be on the road again, but I missed Q’al Tahn as soon as it was out of sight. As I walked, I watched a herd of strange critters cross the plains in the distance- that cheered me right up. Living in a city like Q’al Tahn made me lazy- chickens, pigs and sheep were kept and slaughtered, so meat was always available.
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Controlling Undead Hoardes
Jul 09, 2011
If you ever find an amulet, and the eyes glow when you rub it, just leave it alone.
